The Owl Perch

You cannot decieve us. You can't fool owls.

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26px:

the writing reference “said is dead” post is bad

said is not dead. said is very much alive and should be predominantly used in fiction writing, because if you always use words like mumble and observe and articulate and state and express then it will get very noticeable and irritating!! use “said” and “asked” more than anything, and substitute other fancier words in only when necessary and when it will enrich the content of your writing.

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datingat23:

fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

I can’t breathe. This is so accurate.

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enattendantlesoleil:

saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point

congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation

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andy4king:

destroyerofhopesanddreams:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

your brother has some kind of super genetics we must use him for breeding purposes


Urine contains excess nitrogen  from our bodies. Plants thrive on organic nitrogen. Your brother has essentially been fertilizing that plant daily since he was five years old.

andy4king:

destroyerofhopesanddreams:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

your brother has some kind of super genetics we must use him for breeding purposes

Urine contains excess nitrogen from our bodies. Plants thrive on organic nitrogen. Your brother has essentially been fertilizing that plant daily since he was five years old.

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