The Owl Perch

You cannot decieve us. You can't fool owls.

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fabulous-delicious:

This DIY Mother’s Day gift is as simple as it is stunning.
Just grab a thick black fabric pen, a letter stencil, a linen or cotton pillowcase, and a throw pillow.
Think of, or find, your favorite sentiment or quote.
Trace and fill in each letter (twice) and voila… Gift perfection.

fabulous-delicious:

This DIY Mother’s Day gift is as simple as it is stunning.

Just grab a thick black fabric pen, a letter stencil, a linen or cotton pillowcase, and a throw pillow.

Think of, or find, your favorite sentiment or quote.

Trace and fill in each letter (twice) and voila… Gift perfection.

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rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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(Source: kul5ara, via christinedaae-theprincess)

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buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man

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lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

Why is one of them naked?

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knowhomo:

LGBTQ* 2011 Movies You May Have Missed

  1. Tomboy (French Film) — following a move, a 10-year introduces himself to his classmates and friends with pronouns he feels more comfortable with. Things become tense when adults and other children learn that his biological sex doesn’t reflect his presentation
  2. Beginners — a series of flashbacks carries the audience through a young man’s current life and his father’s coming out promise (which begins in  his golden years)
  3. Pariah — story of 17-year old African American teenager Alike and her experiences as she embraces her identity as a lesbian 
  4. Albert Nobbs — Glenn Close stars in this period drama about gender expression, sexual orientation, gender roles and class structure
  5. Every Day — the story of a family under strain after years of marriage and a son’s coming out process and desire to find love
  6. Weekend (British) — film about a one-night stand that turns into something neither party expected and everything that can change someone’s outlook

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